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Royally. Obscenely. Treated. To. Endless. Nurturing.
A 7-Day Portal into Wealth, Pleasure, and Sacred Receiving
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You remember who you are. And the bank account follows.
Let’s ruin your scarcity conditioning.
Let’s seduce life.
Let’s let money spoil you so good it reprograms your cells.
This is not a masterclass. It’s a sacred funeral pyre for everything that ever told you you had to earn your worth.
This is a 7-day energetic recalibration for those who are ready to stop playing nice with scarcity and start letting wealth become their divine inheritance.
You didn’t incarnate to split the bill, suppress your desires, or survive on crumbs while preaching abundance and rejecting money—while calling it humility.
You didn’t come here to be a spiritually bypassed martyr who shames themselves for wanting more.
You came here to be:
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SPOILED Royally. Obscenely. Treated. To. Endless. Nurturing (ROTTEN).
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SPOILED by money, magic, and miracles.
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A fully resourced revolutionary.
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Devoured by devotion and funded like the masterpiece you are.
This is your invitation to:
✔️ Release shame and guilt around money, investing, and desire.
✔️ Heal ancestral scarcity and stop spiritually gaslighting yourself.
✔️ Speak to money like your sacred provider—and actually let it provide.
✔️ Rewire your nervous system to receive safely, sensually, and shamelessly.
✔️ Rupture into ultimate receiving.
✔️ Remember your inherent worthiness and your holy YES.
❌ You don’t need to suffer to be sacred.
❌ You don’t need to wait to be worthy.
❌ You don’t need to fix yourself to be funded.
Let’s go straight into the pleasure. Into the power. Into the overflow.
Feel your chest expand. Let your belly soften. Let life lick your spine.
I WANT TO JOIN THE PORTAL
Live. Free(FOR NOW).
Devotional. Unapologetic.
7 DAYS STARTING 18TH JULY
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THE VIBE
This is a sacred rebellion. A frequency shift. A money mystery school in disguise.

LIVE CALL 1: The ART Of Letting It Be Easy
So that…
🔥 You stop burning yourself out trying to prove you’re worthy of being paid.
🔥 You no longer make money through stress, struggle, or self-sacrifice.
🔥 You reclaim your time for rest, joy, slow meals, and the people you love.
🔥 You stop choosing hustle over health—and start choosing your actual life.
🔥 You remember that ease isn’t laziness—it’s mastery.

LIVE CALL 2: PURGE Your Money Shame
So that…
🔥 You stop subconsciously rejecting money, clients, and opportunities before they can land.
🔥 You stop hiding your desires behind fake humility or spiritual bypassing.
🔥 You no longer let guilt be the boss of your pricing, your voice, or your vision.
🔥 You stop secretly judging others for what you haven’t given yourself permission to have.
🔥 You clear the internal blocks that make you feel like wanting more makes you bad.

LIVE CALL 3: Somatic SAFETY To Be Spoiled By Life
So that…
🔥 Your body stops going into panic every time overflow shows up at your door.
🔥 You finally feel safe to be seen, supported, and fully resourced.
🔥 You stop shrinking, apologizing, or overcompensating for your desires.
🔥 You allow yourself to receive without guilt, proving, or performance.
🔥 You stop pushing abundance away—and start saying YES to the life calling you forward.

LIVE CALL 4: Money Trauma Liberation
So that…
🔥 You stop reliving your family’s scarcity story like it’s your fate.
🔥 You stop playing out trauma patterns that block income, intimacy, and expansion.
🔥 You feel safe to hold money without fear of losing it or being punished for having it.
🔥 You create a new financial lineage—one rooted in safety, sovereignty, and choice.
🔥 You finally stop surviving and start building the life (and legacy) you were born for.

LIVE CALL 5: Money MAGIC
So that…
🔥 You stop believing money is hard, heavy, or only for “those people.”
🔥 You learn to work with money like energy—fluid, responsive, magical.
🔥 You become a match for miracles, not just the bare minimum.
🔥 You treat yourself like someone who deserves to be spoiled rotten by life.
🔥 You build wealth in a way that feels sacred, sustainable, and deeply satisfying.

PLUS so much more...
This is for...
the rebels,
the mystics,
the healers,
the witches,
the sacred brats,
the change-makers,
the artists,
the oracles,
the ones whose desires are holy AF.
It’s for those who:
✔️ Want to receive with softness and power
✔️ Are tired of spiritually bypassing their bank account
✔️Want to let money feel devotional, not transactional
✔️ Are ready to seduce life and let it spoil them
❌ This is not for the people who want a 10-step budget.
✔️ This is for the ones who want a financial orgasm.
JOIN NOW!

THIS IS NOT
❌ Hustle culture dressed up in crystals
❌ Budgets that don’t touch your nervous system
❌ Spiritually bypassing your bank account and calling it peace
❌ Pretending you're okay with less when your soul craves more
THIS IS
✅ Overflow that’s orgasmic and embodied
✅ Pleasure as a portal to receiving
✅ A fully resourced nervous system that knows how to hold it all
✅ A life that funds your mission and spoils your joy
YES, THIS IS FOR ME!
MY PROMISE TO YOU
By the end of this workshop, you will…
🔥 Feel radically safer to receive money, support, and help—without guilt or overgiving.
🔥 See your money story with new eyes—and finally feel powerful enough to rewrite it.
🔥 Release the shame, fear, and silence that’s been secretly running your finances.
🔥 Understand how to create overflow from embodiment, not burnout.
🔥 Remember that your desires are divine—and you are meant to be provided for.
JOIN NOW!
"Dasha helped me shift my energy, mindset, and strategy, and we completely turned around the launch. That turned out to be my first 10K launch (selling a $100 course) and it contributed to my first 10K month. This was something I had wanted to see for 3 years.”
— Hsiao-Wei T, Intimacy Expert
"Dasha's way of challenging me to think bigger while also pointing me back to the depths of my own intuition guided me to move through a block I’d had for a year around taking the steps I needed to create new soul-aligned clients… and within just a few sessions, it was like a floodgate of possibility opened up. I landed a new paid client, a side gig with a company I had only dreamed of working with, and had my highest cash month in my business EVER during our time together!”
— Michaela R. S, Poly Sex, Love & Relationship Coach
NOTE
FROM
DASHA
Why I created this...
I used to be moneyrexic.
I would obsessively count every penny.
Always choose the cheapest thing—even when my soul wanted more.
I felt guilty spending on myself. Unworthy of abundance. Afraid to be seen wanting.
I told myself I was being humble.
But really? I was stuck in scarcity and shame, masked as “spirituality.”
I believed being rich meant being cold, greedy, or disconnected.
That pleasure had to be earned. That power required pain.
That money and integrity couldn’t co-exist.
Now?
I let money romance me.
I let life spoil me.
I trust my joy to lead me to overflow.
This 7-day experience is me handing you the key to the vault
Not because you need fixing.
But because you were always meant to feel this free.
GUIDE ME!!!"From our work together, I realized it’s all energy. I loved discovering the parallels between receiving money and receiving love. I learned powerful somatic tools to help me open up slowly to receiving and feeling safe in that. I had patterns around making money and spending it all, and I felt like something was holding me back from keeping and growing my income. Through Dasha’s support, I gained clarity, healed those patterns, and had my second biggest cash week of $8.5K!”
— Cleo, Tantric Bodyworker
"Dasha’s ideas and strategy around promoting and selling my workshops motivated me to take more action, which led to more clients, more impact, and more money. During our time together, I gained a deeper understanding of my money blocks, and through her embodiment practices, I was able to release them. Now, I feel completely aligned to create abundance in my life and business—without stress or burnout.”
— Frances G, Health & Pleasure Coach
Let’s ruin your scarcity.
Let’s spoil your nervous system into feeling safe in overflow.
Let’s reclaim your desire as divine.
Let’s let you be divinely funded.
You weren’t born to survive. You came here to be kissed by miracles and paid to be your fullest self.